Things I Want To Know

• So on Miami Ink, was the dislike of the girl (Kat) engineered so that they could start a spin-off, or was the spin-off created because the guys in Miami hated her, but TLC had a contract with her? I want to know.
• Why is it that it makes me laugh every time that Word autocorrects "uncrewed" (as in, no crew onboard a spacecraft) to be "unscrewed?" I want to know.
• Why does my cat not run away when my son grabs her fur and squeals with delight? I want to know.
• How does my house go so quickly from being as close to pristine as it ever gets, to looking like the tornado's still blowing through? I want to know.
• Why is that stupid Sharpie commercial on all the time? It gives me chills every time it's on (and there are always two back-to-back) because of the squeaking. I want to know.
• Why is it that I always have a ton of pithy, funny things to blog about...right up until I sit down to type them? I want to know.